Posted 2 hours ago

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

Posted 8 hours ago

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

Posted 10 hours ago

robitfricker:

oldroots:

"hahah thems the rules kiss my ass nerds"

im sorry for making all of these comics one after the other i’m gonna make one more and have a break i swear lmao

Dammit these are amazing lmao

Posted 14 hours ago
  1. Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
  2. Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
  3. Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  4. Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  5. Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
  6. Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
  7. Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
  8. Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
  9. Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  10. Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  11. Valjean: I have to become a better person.
  12. Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.
Posted 18 hours ago

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

Posted 22 hours ago

literallysokka:

patronussouldream:

Sokka and his Moose Lion.

THIS IS WONDERFUL

(Source: patronuspirit)

Posted 1 day ago

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Posted 1 day ago

rubberninja:

Me and @commanderholly as #shovelknight and #shieldknight at #pax2014

Posted 1 day ago

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

Posted 1 day ago

combatskirt:

petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity