Posted 3 hours ago
Kirby is the only person who hasn’t let me down
Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic)
Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

dr-zeds-portable-clinic:

GF: Hey babe come over

Me: I can’t I’m going down West Hall

GF: I’m the security guard at Freddy’s.

Me: image

Posted 15 hours ago

stitch-the-geek:

wearethemakersofmanners:

I want someone to love me like snape loved lily. like gatsby loved daisy. like heathcliffe loved cathy.  like the phantom loved christine. like humbert loved lolita. like apollo loved daphne. l don’t understand romance. please keep men away from me until I learn

thank god this post ends like it does

Posted 23 hours ago

edwardspoonhands:

frankenstein-md:

Pemberley Digital Series’

Oh hell yeah.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

strexcorp-synernistsincorporated:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed

THAT SHIT EATING GRIN AT THE END I’M SO DONE

Posted 1 day ago

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

Posted 1 day ago
riordam:

oscarsfordicaprio:

it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh

Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers

riordam:

oscarsfordicaprio:

it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh

Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers

(Source: wutscraicalackin)

Posted 1 day ago

screarner:

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*